Dictionar explicativ internautico-lenevistic

Post-ul asta e despre abrevierile mai mult decat ciudate, folosite de userii diferitelor chat-room-uri... forumuri, and so on...
Desi am prins şi era glorioasa a IRC-ului... lucrurile au luat o turnura destul de complicata in ultimii ani.
Din cate observ, e suficient sa punem prima litera a cuvantului, si gata, ne-am exprimat.
Dictionarul de mai jos, l-am atasat, pentru cei ce s-au izbit nu doar o data de abrevieri puturoase de genul, si habar nu au avut ce a vrut interlocutorul sa exprime.

Dictionarul e unul wiki. Enjoy.



1337: From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
2: too, sau to
4 : For
10q: Thank you sau multumesc

A
A C?: AH! SI?
AAF: As A Friend
ADAD: "Another Day Another Dollar"
ADIH: Another Day In Hell
ADIP: Another Day in Paradise
AEAP: As Early As Possible
AFAICR: As far as I can recall / remember
AFAICS: As far as I can see
AFAICT: As far as I can tell
AFAIK: As far as I know
AFAIR: As far as I remember
AFAP: As Far As Possible
AFK: Away from keyboard
ASAP: As soon as possible
ASL or A/S/L: Age / sex / location
ASLP or A/S/L/P: Age, sex, location, picture
ATEOTD: At The End of the Day
ATM: At the moment
AWOL: Absent Without (Official) Leave


B
B2B: Business to Business
B2C: Business to Customer
B4: Before
BBIAB: Be back in a bit
BBQ: Barbecue. BBL/BBS: Be back later / shortly / soon
BCNU: Be seein' you
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BFN: Bye For Now
blog: jurnal online
BOFH: Bastard operator from hell
bot: Software automat folosit de obicei in chatrooms
BRB: Be right back
BSOD: Blue Screen of Death
BTDT: Been there done that
BTW: By the way
bump: Increment

C
CMIIW: Correct me if I'm wrong.
crapplet: A poorly written computer application[9]
CU: See you
CYA: See ya OR Cover Your Ass
cyber- (prefix):folosit in a desemna operatiunile life-alike petrecute pe internet
cyberspace: loc virtual
DFTT: Don't feed the trolls
DIAF: Die in a fire
DILLIGAF/D/S: Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit
D/L: Download
DND: Do not disturb
DOA: Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.

E
EOF: End of File
EOM: End of Message
EQ: EverQuest
ETA: Estimated time of arrival

F
F9: Fine
FAQ: Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS: For fuck's sake
FML: Fuck my life.
FOAD: Fuck off and die
FOAF: Friend of a friend
FTFY: Fixed that for you
FTL: For the loss
FTW: For the win
FTW?: Fuck the what?
FU: Fuck you
FWIW: For what it's worth
FYI: For your information

G
GBTW: Get back to work
GF: Great/good fight
GFU: Good for you
GFY: Go fuck yourself
GG: Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match
GGS: Good games
GJ: Good job
GL: Good luck
GMTA: Great minds think alike
gratz: Congratulations
GTFO: Get the fuck out
GTG or G2G: 'Got to go'
GR: Good Race

H
HAND: have a nice day
HF: Have fun
HTH: Hope this / that helps

I
IANAL: I am not a lawyer
IBTL: In before the lock
IONO: I don't know
IIRC: If I recall / remember correctly
IIUC: If I understand correctly
IMO: In my opinion
IMHO: In my humble / honest opinion
IMNSHO: In my not so humble opinion
IMAO: In my arrogant opinion
IOW: In other words
IRC: Internet Relay Chat
IRL: In real life
ITYM: I Think You Mean
IWSN: I want sex now
IYKWIM: If you know what I mean

J
jaggy: aliased computer graphics
JAS: Just a sec
JFTR: Just for the record
JK or j/k: Just kidding, or joke

K
k or kk:
KISS: Keep it simple stupid.
KOS: Kill on sight
KTHX: OK, thanks


L
L8R:Later
leet: De obicei are sensul de Elite.
LFG: Looking for group
LFM: Looking for more
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LMFAO: Laughing my fucking ass off
LMIRL: Let's meet in real life.
LMK: Let me know
LOL: Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
LTNS: Long time no see
lulz: derivare de la LOL.
lurker: persoana interesata de un anumit topic pe un anumit forum.
LYLAB: Love you like a brother
LYLAS: Love you like a sister.

M
MMORPG, MMO: Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
MOTD: Message of the day
MTFBWY: May The Force be with you
MUD: Multi-User Dungeon
MUSH: Multi-User Shared Hallucination
MYOB: Mind your own business
M8: Mate

N
NE1: "Anyone"
newbie, newb, n00b: persoana agasanta.
NP: No problem
NS: Nice shot. Folosit adesea la jocuri.
NSFW: Not safe for work.
NVM: nevermind

O
O RLY: Oh really?
OIC: Oh, I see
OFN: Old freaking news
OMG: Oh my god
OMFG: Oh my fucking god
OMGWTF: Oh my God what the fuck
OMW: On my way or Oh my word
ONOZ: Oh, no
OP: Original poster / Operator / Outpost
OS: Operating system
OT: Off topic
OTOH: On the other hand
OTP: On the phone or One true pairing or On The Piss

P
P2P: Peer to peer, or pay to play
PAW: Parents are watching
PEBKAC/PEBCAK: Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PITA: Pain in the arse / ass
PLMK: Please let me know
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing
POS: Piece of shit, or parent over shoulder.
POTS: Plain old telephone service
POV: Point of view
PL: Powerleveling, used in online games
PPL: People
PTKFGS: Punch the Keys For God's Sake
pr0n: Intentional misspelling of porn
PW: Persistent World (gaming)
pwned: Intentional misspelling of owned

Q
QWP: (jocuri)Whining, Please.

R
rehi (or merely re): Hello again
RL: Real Life
RMS: Ride me sideways
ROFL/ROTFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOL/ROTFLOL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud


S
SCNR: Sorry, could not resist
SFW: Safe for Work
sk8/sk8r/sk8er: skate/skater
smiley: Another name for emoticons
SMH: Shaking my head
SOHF: Sense of humor failure
spider: The program behind a search engine
STFU: Shut the fuck up
STFW: Search the fucking web

T
TBF: Time between failures
TBH: To be honest
TG: That's great
TGIF: Thank God it's Friday
THX/THNX, TNX or TX: Thanks
TIA: Thanks in advance
TL;DR: Too Long; Didn't Read
TMI: Too much information
TOOBS: Internets (refering to the internet as a series of tubes)
TOS: Terms of service
TTBOMK: To the best of my knowledge
TTFN: Ta ta for now
TTYL: Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
TTYN: Talk to you never
TTYS: Talk to you soon
tweedler: One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets
TY: Thank you
TYT: Take your time
TYVM: Thank you very much

U
U: You
UTFSE: Use the fucking search engine
UGO: You got Owned
URS: You Really Suck

V

W
w00t, w00T or WOOT: What?
W/ or W/O: With or without
WB: Welcome back
W/E: Whatever
W/E: Weekend
WRT: With respect / regard to
WTB: Want to buy
WTF: What the fuck
WTG: Way to go
WTH: What the hell
WTS: Want to sell?
WTT: Want to trade?
WUG: What you got?
WUBU2: What (have) you been up to?
WUU2: What (are) you up to?
WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get
W8: Wait

Y
YAGNI: You Ain't Gonna Need It.
YAGTOH: you are going to own him.
YHBT: You have been trolled.
YKW: You know what?
YMMV: Your mileage may vary.
YOYO: You're On Your Own.
YTMND: You're The Man Now, Dog
YW: You're welcome.

Z
ZOMG: Greseala gramaticala intentionata pentru"Oh My Gawd" pronuntata "Zoh My Gawd" Se foloseste de obicei ca si ridicula pentru persoanele care folosesc excesiv OMG.


BCNU, people! ;)