miercuri, 2 septembrie 2009

Dictionar explicativ internautico-lenevistic

Post-ul asta e despre abrevierile mai mult decat ciudate, folosite de userii diferitelor chat-room-uri... forumuri, and so on...
Desi am prins şi era glorioasa a IRC-ului... lucrurile au luat o turnura destul de complicata in ultimii ani.
Din cate observ, e suficient sa punem prima litera a cuvantului, si gata, ne-am exprimat.
Dictionarul de mai jos, l-am atasat, pentru cei ce s-au izbit nu doar o data de abrevieri puturoase de genul, si habar nu au avut ce a vrut interlocutorul sa exprime.

Dictionarul e unul wiki. Enjoy.

1337: From the word Leet, derived from the word elite
2: too, sau to
4 : For
10q: Thank you sau multumesc

A C?: AH! SI?
AAF: As A Friend
ADAD: "Another Day Another Dollar"
ADIH: Another Day In Hell
ADIP: Another Day in Paradise
AEAP: As Early As Possible
AFAICR: As far as I can recall / remember
AFAICS: As far as I can see
AFAICT: As far as I can tell
AFAIK: As far as I know
AFAIR: As far as I remember
AFAP: As Far As Possible
AFK: Away from keyboard
ASAP: As soon as possible
ASL or A/S/L: Age / sex / location
ASLP or A/S/L/P: Age, sex, location, picture
ATEOTD: At The End of the Day
ATM: At the moment
AWOL: Absent Without (Official) Leave

B2B: Business to Business
B2C: Business to Customer
B4: Before
BBIAB: Be back in a bit
BBQ: Barbecue. BBL/BBS: Be back later / shortly / soon
BCNU: Be seein' you
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BFN: Bye For Now
blog: jurnal online
BOFH: Bastard operator from hell
bot: Software automat folosit de obicei in chatrooms
BRB: Be right back
BSOD: Blue Screen of Death
BTDT: Been there done that
BTW: By the way
bump: Increment

CMIIW: Correct me if I'm wrong.
crapplet: A poorly written computer application[9]
CU: See you
CYA: See ya OR Cover Your Ass
cyber- (prefix):folosit in a desemna operatiunile life-alike petrecute pe internet
cyberspace: loc virtual
DFTT: Don't feed the trolls
DIAF: Die in a fire
DILLIGAF/D/S: Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit
D/L: Download
DND: Do not disturb
DOA: Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.

EOF: End of File
EOM: End of Message
EQ: EverQuest
ETA: Estimated time of arrival

F9: Fine
FAQ: Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS: For fuck's sake
FML: Fuck my life.
FOAD: Fuck off and die
FOAF: Friend of a friend
FTFY: Fixed that for you
FTL: For the loss
FTW: For the win
FTW?: Fuck the what?
FU: Fuck you
FWIW: For what it's worth
FYI: For your information

GBTW: Get back to work
GF: Great/good fight
GFU: Good for you
GFY: Go fuck yourself
GG: Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match
GGS: Good games
GJ: Good job
GL: Good luck
GMTA: Great minds think alike
gratz: Congratulations
GTFO: Get the fuck out
GTG or G2G: 'Got to go'
GR: Good Race

HAND: have a nice day
HF: Have fun
HTH: Hope this / that helps

IANAL: I am not a lawyer
IBTL: In before the lock
IONO: I don't know
IIRC: If I recall / remember correctly
IIUC: If I understand correctly
IMO: In my opinion
IMHO: In my humble / honest opinion
IMNSHO: In my not so humble opinion
IMAO: In my arrogant opinion
IOW: In other words
IRC: Internet Relay Chat
IRL: In real life
ITYM: I Think You Mean
IWSN: I want sex now
IYKWIM: If you know what I mean

jaggy: aliased computer graphics
JAS: Just a sec
JFTR: Just for the record
JK or j/k: Just kidding, or joke

k or kk:
KISS: Keep it simple stupid.
KOS: Kill on sight
KTHX: OK, thanks

leet: De obicei are sensul de Elite.
LFG: Looking for group
LFM: Looking for more
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LMFAO: Laughing my fucking ass off
LMIRL: Let's meet in real life.
LMK: Let me know
LOL: Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
LTNS: Long time no see
lulz: derivare de la LOL.
lurker: persoana interesata de un anumit topic pe un anumit forum.
LYLAB: Love you like a brother
LYLAS: Love you like a sister.

MMORPG, MMO: Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
MOTD: Message of the day
MTFBWY: May The Force be with you
MUD: Multi-User Dungeon
MUSH: Multi-User Shared Hallucination
MYOB: Mind your own business
M8: Mate

NE1: "Anyone"
newbie, newb, n00b: persoana agasanta.
NP: No problem
NS: Nice shot. Folosit adesea la jocuri.
NSFW: Not safe for work.
NVM: nevermind

O RLY: Oh really?
OIC: Oh, I see
OFN: Old freaking news
OMG: Oh my god
OMFG: Oh my fucking god
OMGWTF: Oh my God what the fuck
OMW: On my way or Oh my word
ONOZ: Oh, no
OP: Original poster / Operator / Outpost
OS: Operating system
OT: Off topic
OTOH: On the other hand
OTP: On the phone or One true pairing or On The Piss

P2P: Peer to peer, or pay to play
PAW: Parents are watching
PEBKAC/PEBCAK: Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PITA: Pain in the arse / ass
PLMK: Please let me know
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing
POS: Piece of shit, or parent over shoulder.
POTS: Plain old telephone service
POV: Point of view
PL: Powerleveling, used in online games
PPL: People
PTKFGS: Punch the Keys For God's Sake
pr0n: Intentional misspelling of porn
PW: Persistent World (gaming)
pwned: Intentional misspelling of owned

QWP: (jocuri)Whining, Please.

rehi (or merely re): Hello again
RL: Real Life
RMS: Ride me sideways
ROFL/ROTFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOL/ROTFLOL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud

SCNR: Sorry, could not resist
SFW: Safe for Work
sk8/sk8r/sk8er: skate/skater
smiley: Another name for emoticons
SMH: Shaking my head
SOHF: Sense of humor failure
spider: The program behind a search engine
STFU: Shut the fuck up
STFW: Search the fucking web

TBF: Time between failures
TBH: To be honest
TG: That's great
TGIF: Thank God it's Friday
THX/THNX, TNX or TX: Thanks
TIA: Thanks in advance
TL;DR: Too Long; Didn't Read
TMI: Too much information
TOOBS: Internets (refering to the internet as a series of tubes)
TOS: Terms of service
TTBOMK: To the best of my knowledge
TTFN: Ta ta for now
TTYL: Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
TTYN: Talk to you never
TTYS: Talk to you soon
tweedler: One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets
TY: Thank you
TYT: Take your time
TYVM: Thank you very much

U: You
UTFSE: Use the fucking search engine
UGO: You got Owned
URS: You Really Suck


w00t, w00T or WOOT: What?
W/ or W/O: With or without
WB: Welcome back
W/E: Whatever
W/E: Weekend
WRT: With respect / regard to
WTB: Want to buy
WTF: What the fuck
WTG: Way to go
WTH: What the hell
WTS: Want to sell?
WTT: Want to trade?
WUG: What you got?
WUBU2: What (have) you been up to?
WUU2: What (are) you up to?
WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get
W8: Wait

YAGNI: You Ain't Gonna Need It.
YAGTOH: you are going to own him.
YHBT: You have been trolled.
YKW: You know what?
YMMV: Your mileage may vary.
YOYO: You're On Your Own.
YTMND: You're The Man Now, Dog
YW: You're welcome.

ZOMG: Greseala gramaticala intentionata pentru"Oh My Gawd" pronuntata "Zoh My Gawd" Se foloseste de obicei ca si ridicula pentru persoanele care folosesc excesiv OMG.

BCNU, people! ;)

2 comentarii:

  1. interesant ... dar am si eu o intrebare referitor la pozele mele ... ca sunt subexpuse stiu ca lucrez mai mult pe manual dar asa imi place mie ... ma rog ... ce e pe blog e doar o parte din ele ... cu ISO te rog sa ma lamuresti ... ce are ISO ... majoritatea pozelor sunt cu ISO 100 facute ... doar cele pe automat sunt in alt ISO

  2. Ok, am sa-ti raspund si la nelamurire.


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